What Church Is The Reverend Horton Heat Affiliated With?

Bronwen

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The Reverend Horton Heat is an ordained minister in the Church of the Rock and Billy Bible Twang, which was founded in the mid-1980s in, I believe, the back hills of Texas. (Do they have back hills in Texas? Texas is flat, right? I guess the back hills are someplace else, but the Reverend and his brand of religion are from Texas, I think.)

They started out with a nice sideline in handling rattlers and drinking strychnine on the rocks between sets, but they soon gained so much popularity that the snakes were instead skinned to make guitar straps and boots, and the strychnine, well, I don't know what happened to that...

But yeah, he's ordained. Ordained, I tell ya!
 
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