Chat to strangers

Hoxxy

New Member
  • Go to Omegle.com
  • Start convo
For your first msg type:

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

Post your results here...:D

(Idea originally posted on deviate-life)
 

KrazyFire

New Member
Code:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: How's your mum?
You: fine
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: lmao
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Code:
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 27/male/venezuela
You: 18/male/china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

h@ck3r

New Member
You:
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: al
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

h@ck3r

New Member
Lol !!

connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sieg heil
you: [automated message: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
you: Hey
stranger: Asl
you: 45/m/africa
you: You?
Stranger: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))) nazi from russia!!!!
Stranger: You are black?
You: No i'm pink
you: Are you pink?
Stranger: No!
[automated message: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

dark_hunter

New Member
Rofl!
you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [automated message: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
stranger: Fuck
 

szczypka

New Member
LOL, first few just disconnected strait away after the message lol then got this one:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: hello! =)
You: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


After i said hey it stayed like that for like 5 mins then they disconnected lol.
 

KrazyFire

New Member
Code:
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: Hola!
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: ¿Que?
Stranger: Estoy usando el internet
You: buenos dias
Stranger: ¿Que?
You: muy bien gracias
Stranger: HOLA!!!! :):)
You: ¿Que tal?
Stranger: 14
You: catorce anos
Stranger: sup /b/
You: salut
Stranger: I don't any more fucking spanish lol
You: :P
Stranger: where are you anon from?
You: america
Stranger: I see
Stranger: "go eat some mcdonalds lol"
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: I laugh so hard whenever I see those
You: nahhhh
You: i had some 3 hours ago
Stranger: fucking britfags making europeans look stupid
Stranger: 2 hours ago here, actually
You: where are u from?
Stranger: Norway
Stranger: ever heard of it?
You: near china?
You: :D
Stranger: Not really ):
Stranger: It's this icy shit far north
Stranger: almost at the north pole
You: i know its scandanvian area
Stranger: Yeah, all icy
You: im not those idiots on the street
You: ...
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: so how are you
Stranger: how old btw?
You: 23
You: u?
You: ¿Que?
Stranger: since school's over everyone are drinking their brains out over here
You: :P
Stranger: soon 18, late october
You: i c
Stranger: actually 4 months now, exactly
Stranger: 23. oct
You: graduated
Stranger: So you're working?
You: atm just back from work was bored
You: so i saw this site
You: :P
Stranger: Ah, I see
Stranger: It's great
Stranger: I love to spend some hours here
Stranger: messing with peoples minds
You: lol
You: i just came here to spam this
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!
You: and scare some noobs off
You: :P
Stranger: lol, I see
Stranger: well, you know about FBI?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: whenever you say FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: the automessage pops up for you
Stranger: :D
You: i see
You: :P
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: lol¨
Stranger: love it
You: fbi
You: nice
You: :P
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I gotta run
You: cya
Stranger: gonna see a movie with a friend
Stranger: take care now
You: ill spam someone else
Stranger: have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol :D
 

KrazyFire

New Member
Code:
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: Hola!
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: ¿Que?
Stranger: Estoy usando el internet
You: buenos dias
Stranger: ¿Que?
You: muy bien gracias
Stranger: HOLA!!!! :):)
You: ¿Que tal?
Stranger: 14
You: catorce anos
Stranger: sup /b/
You: salut
Stranger: I don't any more fucking spanish lol
You: :P
Stranger: where are you anon from?
You: america
Stranger: I see
Stranger: "go eat some mcdonalds lol"
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: I laugh so hard whenever I see those
You: nahhhh
You: i had some 3 hours ago
Stranger: fucking britfags making europeans look stupid
Stranger: 2 hours ago here, actually
You: where are u from?
Stranger: Norway
Stranger: ever heard of it?
You: near china?
You: :D
Stranger: Not really ):
Stranger: It's this icy shit far north
Stranger: almost at the north pole
You: i know its scandanvian area
Stranger: Yeah, all icy
You: im not those idiots on the street
You: ...
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: so how are you
Stranger: how old btw?
You: 23
You: u?
You: ¿Que?
Stranger: since school's over everyone are drinking their brains out over here
You: :P
Stranger: soon 18, late october
You: i c
Stranger: actually 4 months now, exactly
Stranger: 23. oct
You: graduated
Stranger: So you're working?
You: atm just back from work was bored
You: so i saw this site
You: :P
Stranger: Ah, I see
Stranger: It's great
Stranger: I love to spend some hours here
Stranger: messing with peoples minds
You: lol
You: i just came here to spam this
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!
You: and scare some noobs off
You: :P
Stranger: lol, I see
Stranger: well, you know about FBI?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: whenever you say FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: the automessage pops up for you
Stranger: :D
You: i see
You: :P
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: lol¨
Stranger: love it
You: fbi
You: nice
You: :P
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I gotta run
You: cya
Stranger: gonna see a movie with a friend
Stranger: take care now
You: ill spam someone else
Stranger: have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol :D
 
Code:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
You: you there random stranger?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My stranger didn't like me.
 
This conversation went much better:

Code:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: Greetings.
You: want to come over?
Stranger: No.
You: can I come over there?
Stranger: Yes.
You: do you have candy?
Stranger: In a van.
You: sweet, i love vans
Stranger: Cool, it haas shark posters in it.
You: OMG!!!!! Like the ones in Nemo?
Stranger: Yeah, they're cute.
Stranger: like me...
You: do i have to wear underwear?
You: awww
Stranger: No, it's a personal choice.
Stranger: I don't like to.
You: oh, i was hoping to wear yours then
You: maybe i'll just wear your skin
Stranger: K.
You: this is great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think he really likes me. :)

Code:
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 103
Stranger: :P
Stranger: 14
You: just a young pup
You: i'm old enough to be dating your mom
Stranger: lol..
 

Mr. C

New Member
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: Hi.
You: Silence.
You: How are you?
You: Can you speak English?
Stranger: haha
You: An answer.
You: Praise the lord.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
You: Aren't you scared of me?
You: So. Do you enjoy this site?
Stranger: well if you name was starts with an M i might be a lil scared
You: It does. It's Mike.
You: You are no fun. D:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what i should be scared of you bcz you typed that message?
Stranger: ahhhhhh
You: Because. You are BOOOORING.
Stranger: im sorry

Rather dull chap.
 

D4rk Avenger

New Member
Code:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: How are you doing
You: Ok you?

Stranger: even better
Stranger: Aren't you from Asia?
You: Nope lol
Stranger: USA? Europe?
You: Europe
Stranger: hm, maybe Holland?
Stranger: or UK
You: UK
Stranger: And exactly from? England?
You: Yes
Stranger: Oh, wonderful
You: What about you?
Stranger: Belgium. How many times you drink tea?
You: lol not that much
Stranger: oh, i thought you drink it unstoppable)
You: No we really don't
Stranger: And what about 17-00 tea ceremony?)
Stranger: Is it true?)
You: A what?
Stranger: I heard u have a tradition to drink tea at 5 pm
You: Nope lol
You: Where do you hear all of these?
Stranger: oh, everybody lies
Stranger: TV, press
You: the press
You: seriously?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Okay, and what about the music? 
Stranger: Are you all so interested in it?
You: I would say yes
Stranger: Do you have any OASIS album?:D
You: We are quite involved in our music
You: And no 
You: I don't like them 
You: :P
Stranger: :D

Stranger: I've heard that 40% of all population has albums of Queen
Stranger: One more lie?
You: I seriuosly doubt that they have
You: Sorry to disappoint
You: lol
Stranger: oh, live is sh** :D

Stranger: Are you male or female?
You: Male
Stranger: Are you a football fan?
You: Yes
You: You?

Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: AC Milan rules the world
You: Ah no Arsenal for me
Stranger: Yeah, Arsenal rules the country
You: lol
Stranger: MU sucks, doesn't it?)
You: Yes
You: Very Much!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Yeah, but now, when Ranalda is gone, they will get some big c**ks
You: Thats thier problem lol
Stranger: Okay, how's the Queen?
You: Well I actually saw her this morning and she said to me she was good!!
Stranger: oh, that is nice
Stranger: God save the Queen
You: It is
Stranger: So, do you live in London?
Stranger: yes, you have to, if u are an ARS fan
You: Nope just outside it
You: :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: great
Stranger: I like english humour
Stranger: )
Stranger: How old are you
You: 16 lol
You: You?

Stranger: 18 lol
Stranger: Don't you think here are too many chinese?
You: Not really lol
Stranger: Lol, i mean omegle:D
You: Nah lol
Stranger: I meet only chinese, it annoys me
Stranger: So you are lucky
You: lol
You: I am
Stranger: Well, okay, i will continue my way in omengle. It was nice to meet you, Englishman
You: Same to you
Stranger: bye
You: Good bye
Stranger: have fun 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Didnt use the sutomated message thing as the ten people I tried before that just went lol. He was actually quite nice but had some warped ideas on the U.K xD
 

dannyheath

New Member
lol
Code:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

Stranger: I see.
You: cool
You: where you from
Stranger: A place.
You: where
Stranger: Uh...the US.
You: kk
You: what you name
Stranger: It says that you're a sex offender, so I cannot give you my personal information.
You: go on
Stranger: So, how are you?
You: ok thanks
Stranger: Thanks for what?
You: can i come to you home
Stranger: No!
You: fbi will not no
You: go on you will like it
Stranger: No. I won't.
You: kk
You: do you have a xbox 360
Stranger: No.
You: y
You: how's the Queen?

Stranger: ...What?
You: how's you  Queen?
Stranger: ...<_< We don't have a queen.
You: kk
You: are you a sex offender
You: ?
You: you can tall me 
You: ?
You: anywas i need as you mum calling me and shw what to see me i will get her a good seeing
You: *anywas i need to go as you mum calling me and shw what to see me i will get her a good seeing
You have disconnected.

lol
 

dark_hunter

New Member
Rofl!!!
connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
stranger: Hi
you: Male or female?
Stranger: Male
stranger: U?
You: Male
stranger: Where r u form?
You: Your mums house
stranger: I am japanese
stranger: U?
You: Cool
stranger: Cool?
Stranger: Cao ni ma
you: You like touching boy parts?
Stranger: Yes
you: You like penis?
Stranger: Can i fuck your girl friend?
You: If i can fuck you mum
stranger: I believe spring borther
stranger: Sb
stranger: U mother is under me
you: Lol
stranger: I am very cool
you: Sure thats not your dad your taking up the ass?
Stranger: Your penis is 3cm
you: You dont have one
your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

applepod124

New Member
Code:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: cool
You: asl?
Stranger: old enough to rape you male and standing behind you naked
 

mmmxiv

New Member
Code:
Stranger: hey
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuckers :mad:
 

mmmxiv

New Member
Code:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 13/f/aus
You: you?
Stranger: m/15/spain
You: What're you up to? =]
Stranger: chatting
You: =]
You: :)
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Katy
You: what's yours?
Stranger: josue
You: That's a pretty name ^^
You: do you use MSN?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHA
 

mmmxiv

New Member
Code:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: hi
Stranger: Hi 25 m usa
You: 13 f aus
You: heyy
You: =]
You: You don't like me? =[
Stranger: What is up with the automated message
You: What automated message?
Stranger: At the top of the convo
You: I don't.. see any automated message
Stranger: Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: You're a convicted sex offender?!
Stranger: NO
You: You do realise I'm a 13 y/o girl?
You: My mum will kill me!
Stranger: I don't know why that popped up
You: wait, this is a joke? right?
Stranger: It has to be
Stranger: I am not a sex offender
You: I'm sorry, I can't talk to a sex offender, I don't want to be raped =[
You have disconnected.
 

mmmxiv

New Member
Code:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, please take a seat over here.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Oh fuck
Stranger: You see
Stranger: I have a funny story. You won't believe it.
You: So, what were you going to do here?
Stranger: Well joo see.
Stranger: My cousin
Stranger: She is 8
Stranger: She was doing this online once
Stranger: and she got caught
Stranger: so I was coming to tell this girl
Stranger: Do not do this! 
You: sure you were..
Stranger: Am I going to be arrest sir?
You: Please tell me why you brought condoms
Stranger: Well I was going to give them to her
Stranger: and say to use them if she has sex.
You: Sir, how old do you think this girl is?
Stranger: She said on the phone that she 18
You: Did she?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I told her, only 18 and up
You: Thats not what I heard
Stranger: Well at first she say 15
You: So, you what were you doing here with a 15 year old?
Stranger: I WAS GONNA FUCK HER OK?!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!
You: Please leave
Stranger: ...
You: Please leave, go home, never come back!
Stranger: Am I going to be arrest sir?
You: No you are not
Stranger: Well alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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